Seven years out and have gone through university, yet I still haven't been invited to a drug fueled orgy

I was promised that I would be tempted with drugs and sex if I left by the watchtower and so far I've gotten neither. Not once have I been offered even a bit of weed. This is extremely disappointing, from the stories I heard while in about loads of JWs getting disfellowshipped enmass for having massive sex parties it seems even the borg drones are getting more action than I am. Leaving the watchtower has been pretty damn disappointing so far, I guess I'm just too ugly for that stuff...I jest of course, I would never regret leaving via /r/exjw https://ift.tt/3kjqUkx