So, you wanna buy weed is it? I’ll call the Garda right away cool! So do most of us here. But I’m sure you’re wondering, where do I even start?That’s the hard part about smoking, finding contacts. Sure, you can absolutely go ask some random folk on the street, you’re a moron if you do, but you might get some luck! No, but seriously, don’t.A lot of Garda are dressing in street clothes to catch people out and think about how stupid you’d feel if you asked an undercover Garda for weed? Very stupid, probably.There’s several avenues to approach this all have their own drawbacks and benefits. Finding street dealers is your problem, myself (and many other users) won’t help you with that quest, mainly because it’s against the rules, but also, well, remember when I said you shouldn’t ask randoms on the street? Equally you definitely shouldn’t give randoms on Reddit your dealers phone number or whatever, unless you trust them enough. And be polite about it, please. Don’t give people your dealers info without checking first. It’s just not a nice thing to do and most won’t even bother with them to begin with, out of just concern they’re being baited.But what if you’re too damn tech savvy to use a Nokia 3310 to phone up a dealer and meet him in a quite spot to buy a bag and pay in cash? Darn it, I can drone ship a Pepsi from Amazon and I demand a better way of getting weed.Enter, the Dark Net. You can buy anything online, no, seriously, I mean it. Cannabis is no exception. Finding a trustworthy vendor is a bit difficult at times, I can’t name any, but a quick DuckDuckGo search should sort ye! (P.S, try onion.live).Once you find a link (ensuring it’s .onion and NOT .com or something) you need a browser to get connected. You’ve probably heard of TOR or similar, pick one that suits you, install it on your laptop or PC. Try hide it from obvious view too, don’t leave it on your desktop or something. Using TOR isn’t illegal at all, but if you get caught buying weed overseas (or from wherever) and Garda visit your house, notice your laptop left on the kitchen table.. with.. TOR!? Yeah, you can see where I’m going with this.Oh and for God sake use a VPN. Okay? a VPN. No, I mean it. Use a VPN.FOR GOD SAKE USE A VPNyou got all that so far? Great, you’re halfway there! Now what!? Once you’ve found the site you like the look of, from here it’s just going through the motions, registering, ordering etc. It’s not too dissimilar to anything other online purchase but for a couple of really important pointsdon’t use a credit card (obviously)definitely don’t use PayPaluse a VPNuse crypto and do NOT pay with fiat currency. (whatever crypto you want, there’s plenty of options just be aware some are safer than other do your research!)use a VPNmake sure you’re nothing less than 100% positive the site is legit (and you’re using the VPN)finish the order (follow the sites instructions, but key things are PGP encryption and payment, search online about using PGP, it’s not that bad).if you’re not using a VPN I’m going to be very upset.You’re done! Now you wait a week or two (hope your parcel doesn’t get caught) and you can post loads of pics of your weed.Except don’t that unless you remove the metadata and geotagging first.I’m being deadly serious too, while I have your attention. Please stop posting pictures with every sort of geolog under the sun, if I can find out where you took the picture, so can the gardai. Cop on. via /r/Crainn https://ift.tt/3oKkUDQ
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