So I was walking

So I was out on a walk the other day and I thought: so why are cats always so mysterious, like I always see them wang jangling in the streets and then disappear into the night. Wow, and then I thought, that’s exactly like you! You’re basically a cat because you are so so mysterious. You’re also smol and fast and a good climber and u have soft hair and you have beautiful blue eyes and 😍. And you got fast reflexes and ur adorable!! Also you can play the piano! So since you’re a cat and you’re the father of many cats I maybe thought something more Nefarious was going on behind the scenes maybe you were a mafia boss and you were gathering a large army of cats in your cat cartel drug ring. Maybe that’s why all the cats are so mysterious because they’re sworn to secrecy and if they get caught then they’re weak and stupid. And the punishment for being weak and stupid and a fool that doesn’t know anything because they’re weak and stooped and a little girl is to get their fing- I mean claws declawed. And that’s why I think they’re trained to be secret agents so that they can move like ninjas. And that’s why I think cats hate birds with an undying passion! Because they’re not real! Birds are fake and dumb. And cats hate fake and dumb things- like you tubers, it’s okay I hate you tubers too so I relate cats. Birds are also drones made by the government tho !!! So u trained them to kill them! 👁👁 spooky you’re so wild I respect that. Anyways after this revelation I walked down the the street some more and surprise- I saw a cat- I looked it in the eye and he looked at me and we both stood there staring at each other for what felt like an eternity when finally I nodded my head and he nodded back, we then turned around and went about our days. Well anyways happy birthday!!! I love you kitty :33 💕💕 via /r/copypasta https://ift.tt/3noQohf